JUST HOW BIG IS PETE DAVIDSON'S D*CK?
JUST HOW BIG IS PETE DAVIDSON'S D*CK?
kim k makes a trip to staten island, lady gaga goes method, and the eternals
If there is one thing Pete Davidson is going to do, it’s date a beautiful woman. It’s become basically cannon at this point. In the past few weeks, another beautiful woman has fallen under the spell of Davidson: none other than Kim Kardashian. The relationship was first rumored when People Magazine released this image of the pair:
Oh, to be the woman in front of them.
This image was then followed a couple days later with Page Six tweeting what has to be one of the most iconic headlines in a long while:
“Pete Davidson’s native NYC.” At least we know someone in the world has a since of humor. Soon after news of Kim K in NYC was released, it was leaked that Kim travelled all the way to Pete Davidson’s native Staten Island for a “steak dinner.” I don’t know what kind of euphemism “steak dinner” is, but rest assured the question is raised: just how big is Pete Davidson’s dick? How big does the dick have to be for Kim Kardashian to take the Staten Island ferry?
In 2018, the first of Davidson’s high profile relationships began. Davidson and Ariana first announced their whirlwind relationship in May of 2018. This was then quickly followed a few weeks later by an engagement announcement. Then, after only five months of dating, a neck tattoo, and dedicated song, the pair broke off their engagement in October of 2018. The neck tattoo and dedicated song were soon removed from their respective places.
By January of 2019, Davidson began dating Miss “Smarter Than Hollywood” herself, Kate Beckinsale. After a very public make-out-fuck-you-Ariana sesh at a New York Rangers game, the couple - who’s age gap was a nice 20 years old, by the way - called it quits. According to a close source, Beckinsale was not a fan of the widespread media attention that her relationship to Davidson caused. (Side note: writing this is really making me question the concept of time. How has it been over two years since Ariana and Pete played their little break-up dance?)
Next came Margaret Qualley, actress and daughter to fellow actress, And MacDowell. The couple were first spotted together in August of 2019. After a MacDowell described “nice” relationship, the couple ended things in October of 2019. So, basically what we’re learning in that Davidson’s dick is big but his personality isn’t the sealing the deal. Hmmm…
After Qualley, came Kaia Gerber, model and daughter of iconic 90’s supermodel Cindy Crawford, and Phoebe Dyvenor, of Bridgerton fame. Gerber and Davidson’s relationship began right on the heels of his relationship to Qualley. Of their relationship, Gerber’s parents were quoted saying that they hoped the relationship would fizzle out. Their wish quickly came true, because the couple quit seeing each other just three months later. Pete Davidson later spoke on the relationship: “She’s very young, and I’m f–king going through a lot and it was before I went to rehab.”
Davidson’s most recent ex is Phoebe Dyvenor. The pair’s relationship lasted from March 2021 to August 2021. A whole five months! (Who am I kidding, that’s longer than any of my previous relationships.) They are said to have split due to the long distance (Dyvenor is from England.)
And now Kim Kardashian is taking the Staten Island ferry…
Just how big do you think this man’s dick is?
Miss “There Could Be a Hundred People in a Room” is back on her method actress bullshit with the promotion of her latest Oscar grab, House of Gucci - in which Gaga plays Patrizia Gucci, wife and murderer of famed fashion house owner Maurizio Gucci. The film feels like is was ripped right out of Ryan Murphy’s manicured hands. With the film being released in a mere couple weeks, Lady Gaga has begun PROMOTING.
Beginning with her groundbreaking double cover on British Vogue and Vogue Italia:
Both cover shoots were shot by famed fashion photographer Steven Meisel. Eat em’ up, Mother!
ON MARVEL’S ETERNALS (from a none Marvel person)
I, for one, and not someone of the Marvel variety. I appreciate is as an art form as much as a I view it as the capitalistic death of film. I think the movies are fun, and I see the appeal of the layered universe; however, it simply not my culture. That being said, it is by boyfriend’s culture.
Last night, we went to the premiere of Marvel’s latest effort, The Eternals. The film was first announced, on the heels of it’s director’s groundbreaking Best Director Oscar win for Nomadland. Chloe Zhao became the first female director and female of color to win the award for Best Director. Not only that, but the film won Best Picture and Best Actress for Frances McDormand. When it was announced that Zhao would be directing that last Marvel movie, the film was instantly marked as one to watch. However, since the film was first seen by critics, it was mostly panned. The film now has a low Rotten Tomatoes score of 59%. It is the lowest of any Marvel film to date.
I, as non-regular Marvel viewer, really enjoyed the film. Not only was it a beautiful spectacle to watch, but it’s biggest strength how it was cast. With a cast featuring a wide variety of actors - from Angelina Jolie to Chema Chan to Kumail Nanjiani - each actor fits their part incredibly well. The cast is largely endearing, really drawing the audience to it’s characters
That being said, the film is not without its flaws. Its runtime is far too long, and the story is far too badly paced for the film to ever reach any sight of its fullest potential. While effort of its scope is admirable, the scope is fumbled by what essentially amounts to bad writing.
CYNTHIA ERIVO AND ARIANA GRANDE CAST IN LONG-AWAITED WICKED MOVIE!
Last night, it was announced that Oscar nominated actress and singer, Cynthia Erivo, and singer, Ariana Grande, have been cast as Elphaba and Glinda, respectively, in the John Chu directed adaption of the Tony-winning musical, Wicked.
I for one am very excited about this casting. I think that Erivo’s casting as Elphaba is particularly inspired, and I can't fucking wait to hear her sing “Defying Gravity.”
As for Grande, I am curious. Obviously, Grande comes from a Broadway background, but I am worried that she has become too much of a celebrity character, for her to condignly pull off playing Glinda.
Regardless of how good the film is going to be, my ass will be in that theater when it comes out.
Happy Friday! Apologies for missing last week, I just didn’t feel like writing. But this afternoon I decided to get high share my thoughts on some stuff. Hope everyone is doing well.
X, Bryce